i wish i had a witness

i am wasting time online until hudson wakes to nurse and i can move him up to bed (he's in the crib right now.) since we went to the parade today i have a bunch of non-toddler friendly candy to eat before august discovers it. i was chewing a giant blob of bubble gum, and blowing HUGE bubbles. i haven't blown bubbles like that, well, since i quit getting a five pack of grape hubba bubba at the iga circa 1987. anyways i was blowing a bubble reading about the latest felonies in ptown and it popped and went EVERYWHERE. every time i blink my eye i can feel my eyelid stick to my face. it's in my hair, my eyebrows, on my necklace......